SIX CATULLUS POEMS (demo)
Written by Gaius Valerius Catullus
Read by Mmmm
AN UNREASONABLE DEMAND: TO AMEANA THE WRITING TABLETS: TO HENDECASYLLABLES ODOROUS: TO RUFUS REVENGE GIVE AWAY: TO GELLIUS DISGUSTING: TO AEMILIUS
Excerpt“I did not (may the gods love me) think it mattered, whether I might be smelling Aemilius’s mouth or arse. The one’s no cleaner, the other’s no dirtier, in fact his arse is both cleaner and nicer: since it’s no teeth. Indeed, the other has foot long teeth, gums like an old box-cart, and jaws that usually gape like the open cunt of a pissing mule in heat. He fucks lots of women, and makes himself out to be charming, and isn’t set to the mill with the ass? Shouldn’t we think, of any girl touching him, she’s capable of licking a foul hangman’s arse?”
Catullus sesh, round 2 (demo/test content)
A. S. Kline translation https://www.poetryintranslation.com